Soccer Action! Get Excited!

Big match today between Germany and Portugal! SPOILER ALERT: Nothing will happen for a while and then several guys will fall on the ground holding their ankles and then nothing will happen for a long time and then hey look, boobs! (Pretty safe for work, unless you can’t look at girl in bikinis or body paint.)
UPDATE: Germany wins 3-2, which we’re pretty sure is the highest scoring game in the history of soccer.

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