Escape From Alcatraz

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It was on this date in 1962 that the only succesful escape from Alcatraz ever took place. By successful, of course, I mean that they actually got out of the prison. It is believed that they died while in the bay, though a few years ago MythBusters recreated the escape, and were able to do so. Each and every year, in honor of the escape, there is an Escape From Alcatraz triathlon in San Fran that includes a swim in the San Francisco Bay (which is currently a brisk 56 degrees.)

News and Notes

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  • Got another celebrity judging gig lined up! That’s right, I’m going to be judging the Dirty Sketch competition at the Khyber next Monday. (Warning: Bad words will pop up if you click here.) Listen, if you have an event coming up and need a celebrity judge, I’m your guy!
  • Bounty Bowl at the Rendezvous this week. The Jams have actually won 6 in a row, but I didn’t bother counting ’til this week. $20 cash in addition to gift certificate for any team that beats ’em.
  • Things this past Tuesday were brutally slow, but reports of quizzos impending demise were greatly exaggerated, as Wednesday was decent, and both spots were packed Thursday. Best chance for a table at quizzo this week: O’Neals and Bards tonight.
  • On Wednesday, Ginger’s IPA club (read: beer drinkin’ women, above. Btw, see if you can find Trivia Art in that photo.) will be playing at the Black Sheep. Again, there will be numerous attractive single women who love beer at the Black Sheep on Wednesday. But you’ll just be there for the questions.

Spike Lee is Kind of a Moron

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Spike Lee went after Clint Eastwood this past week for not having any black people in his two movies about Iwo Jima. Of course, the first film was about the 6 soldiers who raised the flag (none of whom were black) and the 2nd movie was about Japanese soldiers who fought at Iwo Jima (Spike might be surprised to discover that very few Japanese soldiers were black). Is Spike also upset at Steven Spielberg for not using enough black actors in Schindler’s List? While the lack of roles for black actors is troubling, it is kind of moronic of Lee to go after the guy who directed Bird, about Charlie Parker, and who is currently doing a movie about Nelson Mandela (as Eastwood himself said, “I’m not going to make Nelson Mandela a white guy”).

After Eastwood answered back to Lee’s salvos, and told Lee to shut his face, Lee said, “First of all, the man’s not my father and we’re not on a plantation either.” Needle scratches record. To go with Godwin’s Law, there should be a Spike Lee law, that every argument with Spike Lee will come to a screeching halt when Lee accuses his opponent of being a modern day slaveholder. And just to show what a classy guy he is, Spike ended his tirade with:“Even though he’s trying to have a Dirty Harry flashback, I’m going to take the Obama high road and end it right here. Peace and love.” Wow, comparing him to a modern day slaveholder and then ending the argument on his terms. What a creep.

Top 12 Songs About the Summer Heat

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A few weeks ago, I did my top songs about the rain. Well, now all anyone can think about is the heat. Qualifications for these songs were rather strict: They had to actually be about temperature, not about a hot girl (eliminating songs such as Hotter than Hell by Kiss and Hot Child in the City by whoever the hell did that song), about how hot a person finds themselves (This is Why I’m Hot), or about an indistinguishable “it” whose origins we are unsure of (Drop It Like It’s Hot). OK, so Hot Stuff about Donna Summer isn’t really about the temperature but she got a pass because she her name has the word “Summer” in it. And I guess Heat Wave is technically about love, but there was no way that song wasn’t making the list. Let me know if I missed anything: