Scoreboard, Brought to You By Motorcycle I Saw at Reading Terminal

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O’NEALS

  1. Zombie George Carlin 104
  2. DorkSided 103
  3. We’re Here to Kill Your Monster 92
  4. The N Crowd 85
  5. Philla Killas 80

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 113
  2. Hurtin Bombs 108
  3. The Unemployed 96
  4. El Narcotizo 90
  5. Future Fathers of Gloucester, MA 74

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 113
  2. Trust Us We Know 111
  3. Hippy Dippy Weathermen 88
  4. Epic Fail 86
  5. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 77

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 111
  2. Doc Eisen’s Leisure Time Products 99
  3. Axis of Evil Knieval 97
  4. Penn 15 Club 91
  5. McKie’s Hired Guns 84

GOOD DOG

  1. AAR 86
  2. Shomer Shabbas 82
  3. Fantastic Foundlings 71
  4. Pinkertons 69
  5. Underachivers 69

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. Hurtin Bombs 105
  3. Girls Gone Oscar Wilde 100
  4. Kobe, How’s My A$$ Taste 99
  5. This is not a Bus 95

Real Quick

  • Gonna try to do the scoreboard after I get back from the bank. In the meantime, here’s a few ideas for stuff to do this weekend.
  • Oh, and I’ve got a gig coming up at the Franklin Institute in July. More details in the coming weeks. But I will tell you this: pirates will be involved.
  • And Chincoteague is on the front page of philly.com right now. Woo-hoo! Represent, represent! Ok, so actually Chincoteague for the pony penning is pretty much the stupidest summer idea ever, where a bunch of Jerseyites go so they can actually buy little Cindy a pony for her birthday. But on the other weekends, it’s a pretty neat place.

Around the Horn

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  • First off, anybody got any exciting plans for watching the Euro final on Sunday? Anybody know of any Spanish or German bars where people will be going wild (and where there will be Spanish and/or German women who are not celebrating a birthday that day?). Ludwig’s woulda been perfect for this. Got any good ideas, drop ’em below.
  • Posted a thing on Kerri Lee’s site lately about the origins of common phrases and cliches. Think you might get a kick out of it.
  • There are rumblings that the Phillies were stealing signs from the Red Sox in their recent matchup. This from the Boston Globe (via PhiladelphiaWillDo): The Sox played the Phillies last week, and one major league official thought the Phillies were taking Boston’s signs. Yep, cheating got Barry Bonds 762 Home Runs, cheating got the Patriots three Super Bowl wins, and cheating got the Phillies blown out twice in three games by the Red Sox. Mon dieu, imagine how bad we’d be getting beat by the American League if we weren’t cheating.
  • The Bad News: Making a dumbass rap video about killing cops while waving a gun around will get you arrested, especially if your son is filming. The Good News: Making a dumbass rap video about killing cops while waving a gun around and getting arrested is definitely gonna help move units of your forthcoming album. The kids love it when you keep it real!