Scoreboard, Brought to You By the Geator with the Heater

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strong>O’NEALS

  1. Young, Old, and Restless 99
  2. Dorksided 92
  3. L. Ron’s Diabetics 91
  4. Cornbread Mafia 82
  5. We Got Nothin’ 82

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 118
  2. Hurtin Bombs 108
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 99
  4. Always $$ in the Banana Stand 91
  5. Austrian Basement Bedtime Stories 85

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 96*
  2. Trust Us We Know 96
  3. The Champs 93
  4. Mike Pomranz Has Seen…81
  5. Max Sexual Performance 80

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Penn Fifteen Club 102
  2. Axis of Evil Knieval** 99
  3. Duane’s World 96
  4. Earth Science Rocks 89
  5. Das Boot 88

GOOD DOG

  1. Oakwood Residue 94
  2. Chelsea’s Kosher Kitchen 90
  3. Shomer Shabbas 88
  4. The Underachievers 86
  5. Gambalers 80

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 111
  2. Shave That Dirty Beard, You Hipster 99
  3. Los Casados 86
  4. Cuts Dat Flo 83
  5. Colors that Rhyme With “-urple” 80

*Won in overtime.
**Ends Axis 4 game winning streak

You Have Shattered All My Dreams

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A question at quizzo this week was: This song, which sounds sweet but is actually pretty creepy, is Louisiana’s state song. Hint: It was heard in O Brother Where Art Thou. The Answer is “You Are My Sunshine.” Now I remember learning this song as a little child. Kind of funny that I was learning a song about a psycho co-dependent who will probably eventually murder his ex. Check out these lyrics:

I’ll always love you and make you happy
if you will only say the same
but if you leave me to love another
you’ll regret it all some day

You told me once dear you really loved me
that no one else could come between
but now you’ve left me and love another
you have shattered all my dreams.

You’ll regret it all someday? Is that a threat? You have shattered all my dreams? All of them? My God, man, pull it together!

A Weekend of Weirdness

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On Saturday, the Philly City League is hosting a Rock Paper Scissors Tourney at Campbell’s Field in Camden Saturday at 3 p.m. Here are more details. Free beer from 4-6 p.m. Baseball, beer, and rock paper scissors. Doesn’t get much better than that.
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Speaking of beer, the annual goat races at Sly Fox are this weekend. I went last year, and it was a blast. I highly suggest it. Also, does anyone know where I can get a goat to be a competitor? No, seriously. Does anyone know where I can get a goat?