My latest on Kerri-Lee’s blog is about what a certified genius Paula Abdul is. These videos of her losing her mind, being wasted, or talking in complete gibberish are priceless. Check it out.
Month: April 2008
Hurtin Bombs Win
But My Mom Says I’m Cool Wins at Vous
Sofa Kingdom Wins
Jonesin for Sam Wins at O’Neals
Pics of last weeks winners (Finally)
Alright, gonna post pics of last weeks winners below. Questions are about people having birthdays today. One guess per person.
Sexy Time!
- Don’t you hate it when you’re doing blow with three transvestite hookers, and all of a sudden things get weird?
- The Jimi Hendrix sex tape has been released, and it has people wondering: how will this affect his career?
- The BBC asks, Does sex addiction exist? Absolutely. Why, just the other day, I was thinking to myself, “Man, I really need to stop having all of this sex. It is completely out of control how much nonstop sex I am having all of the time. I must be some sort of addict. Alas, I guess this is the price I must pay for being so damn irresistable.” (Sigh).
Why No Love?
Apparently tickets are selling poorly to tomorrow night’s Game 6 against the Pistons. What? I mean tickets aren’t that expensive, the team, although blown out in the last two games, has taken this series deeper than anyone thought they would, and they are a fun team to watch. Philly.com is giving away almost 100 tickets, and WIP is giving away tickets as well. That means that nobody is buying, and they don’t want the arena to look empty for a Game 6 in the playoffs. Playoffs, people! I went last Friday and it was a blast. If I didn’t have to work manana, I’d be there again. Crowd energy is such a big part of playoff basketball (thus the huge home court advantage), and it’s really lame if we’re the only city that can’t bring any.
This town is so ridiculous. We’ve got two teams in the playoffs, the baseball team is hot, and I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that if you turn on WIP today, they’re talking about the NFL draft and what to do with Lito Sheppard. Well, I don’t care if they drop Lito Sheppard into the goddamm river with cement shoes on, we have two teams in the playoffs so screw the Eagles.
Bounty Bowl at Bards Tonight!
Kickin’ off at O’Neals (3rd and South) at 8 p.m. Hopefully that tool from last week with the visor will be back, telling me to shut the f*** up when the Sixers game comes on.
On to the Bards, where the Sofa Kingdom has won 5 straight Tuesday night matches, and thus any team that beats them tonight will win a $20 bounty in addition to the $40 gift certificate.