Bike Porn?

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Every once in a while, I get a fairly astounding email that defies all logic. Such was the case today. I’m surprised my spam filter wasn’t alerted to the headline “bike porn in philly”, but I felt I had no choice but to open it. And the contents were rather amusing: what up johnny, I caught your show a while back when visiting some bike messengers in philly. I’m trying to find a good venue to screen a program of oversexualized bike movies I have curated called: The Pornography of the Bicycle. With all the publicity it is generating I bet we would pack a 300 seat venue, but I am hoping you could suggest a venue. thanks for your time, I hope you continue to have great success with your shows!

reverend phil
bicycle pornographer
http://bikesmut.com

I love the fact that he is a “curator” of “oversexualized bike movies” in the body of the paragraph, but in the end just calls himself a bicycle pornographer. Anyways, I told him the Troc would be perfect. I’ll be sure to let you know when this show occurs, in case you like oversexualized bike movies.

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