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O’NEALS

1. Dork Sided 90
2. Team Syzlak 80
3. Cornbread Mafia 79
4. Pierre’s Organized Crime 79
5. Young, Old, and Restless 73

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104
2. Radically Inactive 99
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 91
4. Lou Diamond Phillips 71
5. Poetry in a Pint 44

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 100
2. Team Name 94
3. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S 83
4. 1022 78
5. John Ashcroft’s Waterboarders 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 106
2. Where is Katherine? 94
3. But My Mom Says I’m Kool 87
4. Your Parents Must Be Proud 87
5. Catdog 84

GOOD DOG

1. No Talent Ass Clowns 79
2. Tallstones 69
3. Approaching Alarm 65
4. You’re Crumbelivable 63
5. Team Jared 62

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104*
2. Hurtin Bombs 104*
3. Sea of Bad Poetry and Retarded Sexuality 93
4. Tony Romo? Tony Homo 86
5. No Means Yes, Yes Means Twice 82

*Sofa Kingdom won in overtime. Question was, “In what year was Clark Gable born?’ Bombs said 1903, Kingdom said 1902. The answer was 1901.