Things between JGT and Alycia Lane have gotten a bit rocky because of this whole Booker thing. (Not because of the cop punching thing. In fact, Goodtimes admits that the cop incident makes her “only seem even hotter. I love crazy women.”) But a close source tells us that Goodtimes now has his eye on co-worker Kerri Lee Halkett*. She apparently just broke up with her boyfriend, Jamison Uhler, who earlier this year wore a woman’s tank top and splashed water on himself in a pool in one of my, ahem, one of Johnny’s favorite videos ever.

*Although he admits, “I don’t really see her that much around the office” at FOX, where Goodtimes has recorded his critically acclaimed online quizzoes.

The lovely Ginger (aka Sassy Kick Some Assy, aka the Beer Lass, aka Suzy, aka Hot Nickels) is gonna be hosting a slammin’ X-Mas party with her beer club tonight at Johnny Brendas and all are invited. I’m planning on going after Black Sheep. It’s gonna be fun. Here’s the 411 from Ginger:

This Wednesday is the 2nd annual holiday party for In Pursuit of Ale-Philly’s Women’s beer club and a Benefit for the National ParkinsonsFoundation.

We meet every two weeks around our city’s watering holes and as much as we enjoy each other’s company we love to branch out and see some new faces. Just think of it as another crazy night at Johnny Brenda’s but supporting the National Parkinsons Foundation all the while…..

It’s going to be an all out bonanza kicking things off with Philly local band, the Getarounds at 8!
NBC 10 will be there! We’ll have DJ Dee Jay spinning for us later (of Beatles vs. Stones
fame)! We’ll have a bottle swap..bring a bottle, take another one home…We’ll be playing some Rock Paper Scissors! Raffling off some prizes- Gift certificates and a 3 liter bottle of MAD
ELF and more! Yummy food for Carnies and Veggies!

All for $13 with optional donations for Parkinsons throughout the night

Drinking great local craft beer for a mere $3 a pint from our friends at Flying Fish, Sly Fox, Iron hill, Troegs, and Dock St. All proceeds go to the parkinson’s Foundation in memory of the Beer Hunter, Michael Jackson.

• “Police say the reason for the attack could be because Mr Kondaiah told too many people of the alleged magical powers of his right leg.” I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today. If you have a magical leg, don’t go blabbin’ off at the mouth about it. Story is here.
• As soon as she got out of prison, who did Alycia Lane call? Ed Rendell. If I ever go to jail, I’m gonna call my powerful political connections, too. Randy, Narberth’s official dog catcher, should be expecting a phone call if I ever punch a cop.
• In other Alycia Lane news, I got totally censored by the Metro today. In the little sports thing, the first question was, “What is it about Donovan McNabb that causes so much drama?” I answered, “If he didn’t want drama, he shouldn’t have punched that dyke cop.” The 2nd question was, “Andy Reid is sick of talking about McNabb’s future. What else is there to talk about?” I answered “Dyke cops.” That one didn’t make it by the censors either. There goes that damn politically correct left wing media again! I guess sayin’ “Dyke cop” is like sayin’ “Merry Christmas” these days. The mainstream media’s all a bunch of left-wing Christ hating dyke cop supporters.
• Got a new photo connector thingie, so hopefully I’ll be able to catch up on photos manana.