Month: October 2007

JGT and Chip unveil their new movie!

I am proud to unveil the 5 minute skit Chip and I have been working on for the past few weeks. If you like it, PLEASE click on the word “Funny” at the end of it, or click “vote” in the bottom right hand corner and then click “funny”. Please don’t click “die”, even if you think it sucks. If you like it, pass it on! (Special thanks to the Beauty Shop Cafe at 20th and Fitzwater for letting us shoot some scenes there.)

It’s About That TIme (Updated)

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That’s right, Boys and Ghouls, it’s time for the 5th Annual (are you serious? I’ve been doing this s*** for five freaking years now?) JGT Halloween Spooktacular. On Tuesday and Wednesday all questions will have to do with ghosts and goblins, horror movies and scary songs and other assorted terrors. We’ll be back to regular quizzo on Thursday. I will have candy, prizes, and teams in costume will get bonus points on Tuesday and Wedesday!

Sports Shorts


-Have you seen the amazing play at the end of the Division III Trinity College-Millsaps College game? 2nd greatest ending to a college football game ever. (Had Millsaps band run onto the field, it woulda been #1). I love how #3 for Millsaps finally just says “The hell with it” and just stands there.

-A bitter debate about the designated hitter broke out in the comments section recently. Here’s some numbskull that thinks that the NL should adopt the DH, and here is an interesting article which claims that the DH is a moral hazard. Bottom line, the DH is perfect for frat boys like Garrett and BMT who hate pitching and strategy and love home runs. I’m not sure where Garret lives in Seoul, but I’m guessing it’s a frat boy suburb where people piss on the streets. And if you see BMT this week, tell him you like his backward Red Sox cap and his popped collar. But keep your distance: DH fans are inherently dangerous people.

-Andy Reid impersonator Steve O. (above) won the Best Sequel contest from September. Yeah, I was a little slow on this, but his Lambada 2: The Dance That’s Been Legal Since 2006 took top honors. Congrats to Steve, who wins a $20 Bards gift certificate and 2 IMAX passes.

Red Sox owner angers many with black power salute


Boston Red Sox owner John Henry decided to celebrate his team’s second World Series win in the last 4 years by raising a gloved black fist to the sky. It was a brazen move by the rebellious owner, and Red Sox nation is not exceptionally pleased. “Hey, it’s great that he’s built a winner here in Boston,” said Sox fan Davey O’Brien, “But does he have to remind everyone that he is a Marcus Garvey disciple who believes in black nationalism? On today of all days?” Added Brian O’Davies of nearby Worcester, “He looked like a nerdy white John Carlos out there. We’ve come a long ways since the 1968 Olympics, and his black power salute was not wicked awesome.”
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Week in Review


O’NEALS
Young Old and Restless 100
Dork Sided 97
Freshly Shorn 96
Corn Bread Mafia 95
Above the Knees 82

THE BARDS (TUESDAY)
Sofa Kingdom 104
Intravenus de Milo 98
Ards 79
Spongeworthy Bob 78
San Diego Flames 78

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
The Last Rat Packs It In (aka Jams) 110
Ellen Stole My Dog 98
Ask Me About My Hawaiian Shirt 97
1022 94
Ladies Night Out 76

BLACK SHEEP
Duane’s World 102
Crazy for Swayze 99
Nice Camo, Johnny G 92
But My Mom Says I’m Cool 92
I Don’t Drink Anymore or Any Less 85

GOOD DOG
O’Henrys 96
Should We Stay 70
By the Name of Awesome 61
Approaching Alarm 61
C+ Average 60

BARDS (THURSDAY)
Hurtin’ Bombs 110
Terminator 4: Flames of Autumn 101
Malibu Sands Beach Club 84
M Triple X D 79
Three’s Company 75