Around the Horn, Sexy Time edition!

-“The Genius Factory” caused quite a furor when it came out a couple of years ago, and I’ve just started reading it. So far, it’s great, and I thought you guys might wanna learn a little bit about the Nobel Prize Sperm Bank. Here’s an article in the Guardian about the resulting children by the guy that wrote the book.

-Congratulations South Korean men! Apparently, your penises have been growing in leaps and bounds! In an article about condom firms, a chief of one of the big firms (ahem) in South Korea stated, “The size of South Korean condoms now meets international standards, helped by an increase in the size of men’s penises here.” My question is, who’s doing all the measuring?

-Redefining rock bottom, Britney’s VMA performance will soon no longer be her most embarrassing video. Her home was burglarized recently: The burglars are believed to have made off with Britney’s collection of raunchy homemade sex tapes as well as a selection of the singer’s steamiest photographs. Some of the uniforms Britney allegedly wears for kinky sex games were also taken. Article here. A lot of people think I’m celibate because nobody wants to hook up with me, but that’s simply not true. I just don’t want to make a bunch of raunchy sex tapes and steamy photos only to have them fall into the wrong hands.

-In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, is honoring the 50 greatest breasts in cinematic history.