–This is AWESOME. You can try to hold farcical “closed door public meetings”, but in the end, Democracy rules! Ok, fine, in the end big money rules, but being a dreamer has its perks.
-You know what the terrorists need? Better logos.
-If a head falls in the woods, and no-one is around to hear it fall…
-No sooner do I call Donovan McNabb underrated than the Onion goes with this story.