Dutch Talks to Lizards

In case any of you were wondering if Dutch had come to his senses, the answer is Not At All. Go here if you wanna hear what he said. Or you can read it here.

Dutch says he talks to lizards. I remember when I was like 6 and I told my neighbor that my dog had said my name. My mom was pissed. I’m not sure why. Probably because she didn’t want her neighbors to know how dumb her son was.