Castro takes the Field

A’ight, I’m headed off to CB Park to watch a little baseball. Last night’s 15-3 is meaningless. Win today and we take the series. But it don’t look good. As the moderately insane are quite aware, the Phillies always s*** the bed in the businessman’s special. And we’ve got Fabio Castro making his first start, and I’m not feeling real good about that. This is was the perfect opportunity for a fan group, though. Fabio’s Castros, a group of guys with all green fatigues and long beards. Or Fabio’s Fabios, a group of meatheads in pink shirts who have long, gorgeous golden locks
P.S. Keep those worst sequels coming! Yes, you may post more than one. We’ll vote next week.