-Sunday is the last day to get your sequels in, so get ’em done.
–Stephen A. Smith gets demoted by the Inky. Hallelujah! A talentless hack who couldn’t write his way out of a paper bag, I really hope he quits and gets out of this city.
-It was on this date in 79 AD that Vesuvius erupted and buried Pompeii, killing everyone, even the hookers. But the Best Little Whorehouse in Pompeii is still there!
-Mmmm, Fast Fixins Frozen Chicken Strips. Now with mercury and shards of glass!