Alright, I gotta get crackin so I can make it to the Phils day game. Let’s start at O’Neals, where we had the same top two for the 2nd straight week. Dork Sided knocked off the Cracked Eggheads, 105-91. The Dorks have supplanted The Young the Old and the Restless as the team to beat at O’Neals, with 5 wins in the last 7 weeks.
On to the Bards, where the Narcotyzing Dysfunktion dominated the last couple weeks. But this week looked like it might be different, with the Sofa Kingdom returning from a two week vacation. Not so much. The Kingdom entered the 4th quarter up one, but the Dysfunktional blew by them in crunchtime and came away with a 105-86 win.
The Jams won at the Vous for the 4th straight week, despite going into the final round down 12. But El Train and the Criminalistics, who had a big lead after round three, exhibited one of the most astonishing meltdowns in modern history, getting only one question right in the final round and going from up 12 to losing by 28. Trust Us We Know finished 2nd.
Sorry Guys, Hannah’s Off the Market (aka the River of Rocks) came from 2 back to slide past the Satan’s Minions, 99-93. It was the 7th different team to win at the Black Sheep in the last 8 weeks.
A very weird hursday night at the Good Dog, which had a brownout shortly before kickoff. A few brave souls decided to withstand the humidity and stay for the first ever JGT Unplugged. It was kind of fun. In the end, it was John, Paul, George and Ringo holding off Armenia…A Solar Powered Country (aka Steve O.), 85-80.
And a spectacular finish to the week, as the Hurtin Bombs caught fire, and headed into the last question with a perfect score. The question: “Which two Vice Presidents served less than 6 weeks in office?” They answered John Tyler and Rufus King. The correct answers? John Tyler and…Andrew Johnson. Rufus King served 45 days in office, three days more than 6 weeks. The Bombs missed a perfect score by three lousy days. This Burrito is Delicious finshed 2nd with 106 points, the Kingdom finished 3rd with 103, and the 2 time Defending Champs Bob Ross… finished 4th with 92.
And to finish it all off, here’s a little bit of info about Levis’ Hot Dogs.