Around the Horn

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-If you are looking to participate in this years City League Rock Paper Scissors Championship, you better play this week. “But Johnny, I haven’t played yet. There’s no way I can earn enough points to move to the Championship.” Oh, but there is. Jam Master Sean has decided to make this week double points week. So win a match or two and you should be eligible to knock off the cities defending champion, whoever that might be (ahem).

-The Phillie foie gras war is heating up. A cover story in the Sunday Inky. Of course, this follows the surreal standoff at Le Bec Fin a couple of weeks ago when some enormous rich guy pulled out his dong and wagged it at a bunch of protesters. I remember the last time I whipped out my unit at Le Bec Fin. It didn’t go over as well as I had hoped.

-It was on this date in 1919 that Congress approved the 19th Amendment, giving women the right to vote. And the country has gone to hell in a handbasket ever since.

-There is a MAJOR quizzo development in the works for mid August. Details in the coming weeks.