Sports Shorts

-Wow, sports television actually gets it right for once. Unbearable windbag and ego-maniac Joe Theismann just got kicked to the curb on Monday nights and was replaced with Ron Jaworski, an analyst that actually knows that his job is to discuss football, not to talk about how wonderful he is. Jaws in, jackass out.

-Have you seen the end of the Division II basketball championship? A team called Winona, the defending champs, were up 7 with 45 seconds to play. Winona had won 45 games in a row. The end of this is absolutely unbelievable. Click here if you haven’t seen it yet.

It’s still not as incredible as this.