Investigative Reporting Reveals…Steroids in Wrestling!!

An in-depth investigation by Sports Illustrated writers turned up something so shocking, so unexpected that you have to read it to believe it. There are apparently, get this, STEROIDS IN WRESTLING!!! I knoooooow!!!! Unbelievable. Next up, this modern day Woodward and Bernstein is going to go undercover to see if there are any steroids in World’s Strongest Man Competitions. Hey guys, you should also do some in-depth coverage of strip clubs. I have a sneaking suspicion, call it a hunch, that you might turn up some nose candy.