Happy B-Day, Pat!!

Happy 77th birthday Pat Robertson! Keep up the good work! You’re a great American! I hope you’re never hit by a train! That would be a tragedy! My favorite Pat Robertson quote? “Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again.” Pat’s really smart! Here’s some more fun Pat quotes!

-Well, here we are, less than two weeks from opening day, and our #1 pitcher just went down with an injury. Fortunately, we have six starters, so Lieber can step back in. We’re going to be just fine. Right? Right!?!? Riiiight?!?!?! Oh, God, no…We’re ruined!!! (cue hysterical sobbing.)

-I don’t usually agree with Lou Dobbs, but he nailed this one: Both sides are acting like idiots in this Gonzales situation.

-If you are or your friends have plenty of plutonium, but no nuclear device with which to make your dreams come true, just start hanging out at local construction sites. You’ll find what you need.

-Vote in the new poll on the right side of the page.