Rumors that Johnny will be performing a certain type of music at a certain event that may or may not be taking place this Saturday are patently false. “Oh, here we go again,” said a visibly dismayed Goodtimes. “Why is it that people can’t come to grips with the fact that that part of my career is over. Was it fun kicking it with Slick Rick? Was it great to get to date Eve for a short while? Of course. But those days are over. I turn 32 on Saturday. That’s like 100 in rap years. It’s over people. Deal with it. And move on.”
