It’s my birthday, and my father says I can have anything I want. So guess what I want, Pee Wee?

No, I don’t want a new brain, I just want you guys to hang out with me at one of the best movies ever made. I have decided that my last few birthdays have been kind of uneventful, and last years pretty much sucked, so this year I’m going all out to have the best birthday ever. And it’s gonna be a weeklong celebration. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Johnny, are you really so narcissistic that you think you deserve a full week for your birthday?” And the answer is yes. On Monday, we’re kicking things off with the movie that is one of only three to win Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, and Best Screenplay ever. And it also happened to be released the year I was born. And it’s gonna be a birthday party. Now don’t play me like Peter Brady, having a party to celebrate myself and none of you knuckleheads show up except for that girl I saved from the collapsing wall at Driscoll’s. For those of you who have never seen the Wheel of Terrific or been to Movie Monday, this would be a great week to check it out.