Dork Sided came away with a dramatic one point victory over the Young, the Old, and the Restless at O’Neals on Tuesday night, 93-92. (I ain’t gonna have time for a week in review this week, so I’ll just give you the winners as they happen.) Popo offers them his congratulations.
Month: January 2007
I’m getting there
Yeah, I’m kind of late getting it going today. I’ll be back shortly. In the meantime, see what Trivia Art is dishing out over at Foobooz.
Rule for the week
Alright, you can only play one quizzo this week (well other than Quizzo Bowl, obviously).
Ain’t nothin’ But a Birfday Party
Yo, peeps, the fun on Saturday night will not end at the World Cafe Live. We’re gonna keep the party going at The Devil’s Alley (1907 Chestnut, a short cab ride from the World Cafe Live). The good people at the Alley are allowing everyone who shows their ticket stub from QB3 to enjoy Happy Hour prices all night long. Of course, even if you don’t attend the Quizzo Bowl, you are free to swing by, buy me a drink, and tell me what a great guy I am. I mean, come on. It’s my big day.
Next Monday: Beetlejuice
You will be so in the throes of a superintense binger by next Monday that you might as well keep it going. I mean, Wing Bowl, Quizzo Bowl, Super Bowl, Beetlejuice. It just flows. OK, now for a startling revation about myself. I have never seen Beetlejuice. Seriously, Monday will be the first time.
UPCOMING MOVIES:
2/12: A special Valentine’s Week Showing of True Romance. There are rumors of Bobby Badtimes hosting the Wheel.
2/19: Borat.
Would You Date This Guy For Charity?
We’ve all heard this sentiment expressed dozens of times before: “Johnny Goodtimes? Please girl, I wouldn’t date him unless it was for charity.” Well, guess what, ladies (and Apolo Ohno), now it is! That’s right, the Urban Blazers, an organization we raised money for last year , is having a fundraiser auction this Thursday at the Irish Pub (1123 Walnut), and you can bid on a date with me (or you can bid on other people, and yes guys, there will be dates with females being auctioned off as well). It’ll be a Happy Hour from 6-9 with drink specials and free appetizers. They are asking for a $10 donation at the door, with all proceeds going to the charity. Finally, a chance to go out with a guy like me and not feel terrible about yourself in the morning!
Question of the Week
The day Johnny was born, February 3rd, is also known as the day the music died, as Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and the Big Bopper all died in a plane crash on that date in 1959. What was the Big Bopper’s real name?
JGT Will Not Be Doing You Know What You Know Where
Rumors that Johnny will be performing a certain type of music at a certain event that may or may not be taking place this Saturday are patently false. “Oh, here we go again,” said a visibly dismayed Goodtimes. “Why is it that people can’t come to grips with the fact that that part of my career is over. Was it fun kicking it with Slick Rick? Was it great to get to date Eve for a short while? Of course. But those days are over. I turn 32 on Saturday. That’s like 100 in rap years. It’s over people. Deal with it. And move on.”
Wow
You know it’s a rough time in Philly sports when the lead story in the Inky sports section is about ice skater Johnny Weir. Yes, that Johnny Weir, the one who makes Liberace look like John Wayne. I mean, if you guys are gonna do a story about winter sports, do one about Apolo Anton Ohno (above). He is dreamy. What? Oh, like the sight of Apolo Anton Ohno’s gorgeous mane doesn’t bump you up to a 2.5 on the Kinsey scale. Puh-leeez.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Tonight
Hey peeps, one of the greatest films, uh, like ever is showing tonight at the Trocadero. It’s the back end of back to back Jack, as we are showing the film that won the Academy Award for the year I was born, One Flew Over the Cockoos Nest. If you have not seen this movie, it is an absolute must see. If you have seen this movie, well you ain’t seen it on the big screen, so tonight’s the night. See ya there at 7:30 p.m. for the Wheel of Terrific!