-Mike Tyson is set to become a male prostitute. His boss? Heidi Fleiss. I am not kidding.
-A woman from Charlotte came up to West Chester in the hopes of stalking Bam Margera, and disappeared. Like whoa, this is weird.
–Is Tom and Katie’s baby, um, special?
–Unquestionably the hottest new word of the week is gyroball. Is it pronounced like year-o or Jie-ro? Does it even exist? Will simply attempting it rip your arms out of their sockets? Nobody knows!
-Week in Review coming soon.