Around the horn

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-A 14 year old learned a valuable lesson this past week when she thought she could threaten Bush on Myspace.

-Am I the only one who kind of hopes that this story about dude jumping off the Whitman was like a Fugitive thing where he dove off the bridge and then remained underwater for a few minutes and then came up on the Philly shore and tried to find the real killer? That would be awesome.

-Life’s not easy for us beautiful people. It’s hard to get things done when people are constantly trying to pick us up. Well, one of my fellow prisoners of beauty decided to do something about it-make herself ugly thru plastic surgery.

-Oh, and one thing we learned last week that I forgot to mention: Wawa’s orange flavored milk is kind of gross.