Alright, there is really nothing going on in the news that’s interesting or stupid, so I’m going to do something ridiculously self indulgent, even for me: I’m going to, for the first time ever, fill out one of those Myspace surveys. This one is about booze (I stole it from Smackdown). Here goes:
1. When was the last time you drank?
last night had a beer after work
2. Where did u drink at?
the Bards
3. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?
yes, I was unjustifiably kicked out of McGillan’s, and I’m still pissed about it
4. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence?
got an underage ticket when I was 20
5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
I dunno, maybe 5 or 6.
6. What is the last alcoholic drink you had?
Lager
7. Have you ever gone to school/work drunk?
Yeah, I stayed drunk when I worked at the City Tavern, as did the rest of the staff. It was the only way we cold keep from crying at the course our lives had taken.
8. Have you ever hooked up while you were drunk?
Better question…have I ever hooked up when I wasn’t drunk?
9. Do you wish you were drinking right now?
No
10. What is the worst shot?
prairie fire (tequila and hot sauce, had it on my 21st birthday). Cement mixers are also terrible (and were also consumed on my 21st.)
11. What is your favorite drink?
Mai Tai
12. What is your favorite drinking game?
I don’t even know what it’s called, but that somebody says a famous person’s name and then you have to say a famous person’s name that starts with the first letter of the previous person’s last name.
13. Have you ever had a drink named after you?
Not yet,but I think a Johnny Goodtimes would be a great name for a drink. Maybe a contest???
14. What is the earliest time that you’ve started drinking?
7 am Easter morning in college…it’s a long, shady story
15. Ever done a keg stand?
Have I ever done a keg stand? I invented the keg stand.
16. What’s your favorite karaoke song?
Flashdance
17. Do you have a favorite bar?
It depends on what I’m doing. If I’m on a date, Alma de Cuba has a great bar. If I’m hanging with friends I like the Bards. And for sports probably Barrister’s or O’Neals. As far as a real Philly bar, I like the original Nick’s Roast Beef in South Philly and Tony’s Pizza (I don’t go there nearly enough) in the Northeast.
18. Have you ever woken up in a strange place after a night of drinking?
Define strange
19. What types of alcohol have a bad effect on you?
tequila makes me cranky
20. What is your favorite hangover cure?
hamburgers