A’ight, so I gotta hit the gym, then I got an apointment, then I head out to Jersey, where I’m going to try to find a girl with a sweat suit and enormous hair to be my wedding date. It wouldn’t be my first Jersey girl. I dated one a couple of years ago. Favorite memory? Walking into a coffee shop, then hearing her bellow, “Yo, you’se guys is outta coffee ova heya!” to which I responed, “What are you, Rocky?” She also wore sweat suits. Seriously. It was awesome. Anyways, I am gonna try to post a bit of stuff this afternoon from my hotel. I’m hoping to have an interview with a member of the local roller derby league up this afternoon, so check back then. Their championship game is on Sunday, and should be worth checking out.