JGT: Rumors are untrue!

Johnny Goodtimes was outraged when it was suggested that he would be dressing up for tonight’s Pee Wee Herman party at the Trocadero (1003 Arch). “That is absolutely and unequivically (word?) false,” said the steaming mad game show host. “I don’t know where this rumor got started, but if I find out, they can expect to see me in a court of law.” Goodtimes added that he will probably be dressed very conservatively, and that he may pop his collar, “Because it’s really kool.”
PRIZES: I’ve got Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Tix to Give Away and plus free beer!
ALSO: Pee Wee impersonation contest!