QuizzoMan will not be rapping at tonight’s quizzo. “Quizzoman is a superhero, not some sort of pop star,” said his manager Colonel Tom Barker. “Therefore he will not be engaging in any sort of rap.” Local Quizmaster Johnny Goodtimes had been hoping to rap at tonight’s contest, but he was fired after the cartoon quizzo and will therefore not be attending tonight’s event. Oh yeah, and about that big announcement. That’s gonna come Monday. Johny didn’t realize how much help QuizzoMan needed to get ready for this event.
Month: June 2006
Johnny Grabs Pizza at Pazzo’s
The Great Pizza Hunt continues to limp along, as Johnny finally grabbed some more pizza. Geez, about time. Anyway, he went with Eric B. of the Axis of Evil Knieval to Pazzo’s (41 South 19th Street, just north of Walnut). It’s a pretty nice place, a little more upscale than your typical pizza joint, and it has a full bar. More importantly, it has a jukebox. The jukebox was OK, lots of classic rock standards, could use a little more soul and hip hop, if you ask me. The pizza was extremely good. We got a sausage and pepper pizza. The sauce was excellent, but they didn’t give us nearly enough of it. They should double up on the tasty sauce. The service was kind of blah. Here was Eric B.’s take:
Quick Notes About Tonight’s Event
OK, so I had a misprint earlier. The Superman IMAX shows at 6:45 p.m., not 7:30 p.m., as I had previously posted. The quizzo will still be starting at 10 p.m. I’m gonna have a long day, trying to help QuizzoMan prepare, so I’ll try to post a few things at some point today, including my BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (Earlier tonight a team asked me if the big announcement was that I was getting married, to which I responded, “No, the big announcement is that I got a 2nd date.” Just kidding, of course. I still haven’t gotten a 2nd date.)
Emotional Blowjob Wins, JGT worried about Manayunk
Emotional Blowjob won at a packed house at O’Neals on Tuesday, but after the match quizmaster Johnny G. was just worried about the peopleof Manayunk. “Man, oh, man, they are in the midst of a major flood, (That’s the Manayunk Brew Pub, below) and I don’t think Abercrombie and Fitch even makes a bathing suit. How are the Manayunkers supposed to deal with those Bad Flood Blues? My suggestion: Throw on your favorite tube top, crank up the Dave Matthews, make an extra appointment at Hollywood Tans, and start drinking those Red Bull and vodkas!”
QuizzoMan hosts superhero quizzo on friday
I’m not really sure why I’m even promoting this (after all, I’m going to be out of town on Friday), but I guess I should let you know that QuizzoMan is going to be hosting a superhero quizzo on friday at the Franklin Institute, starting at 10 p.m. There will be a showing of the movie Superman at 6:45 p.m.at the IMAX, and QuizzoMan will get the party started shortly after the conclusion of the film. Admission to the quizzo is free, admission to the movie is $11. You do not have to go to the movie to play quizzo (although Superman on IMAX sounds kind of kool.) The quizzo will be about Superheroes, running the gamut from comics to cartoons to movies to sports players nicknames. And yes, they will be serving alcohol! QuizzoMan would have written his own press release, but he’s too busy fighting crime and poorly worded trivia questions.
Hellcat Female Oil Wrestling
In life, there always seems to be a small wrinkle that make our fantasies not quite as exciting when they reach reality. Such was the case this past weekend, as I was lucky enough to see a hot lesbian oil wrestle on an inner tube…yet unlucky enough to see her oil wrestling my sister. In other words, my brother-in-law’s fantasy came entirely true, while mine came in at about 50%. I mean, my sister is cute and all, but I really didn’t need to see her oil wrestling. In case you were wondering, the fight was pretty intense, and there was a lot of controversy surrounding who won.
Check back this afternoon
Hey peeps, I got Spanish class, but I’ll be back this afternoon with some more info on friday night’s event, which wil be hosted by QuizzoMan. And I’ll have mroe details on lesbian oil wrestling, though I only got one photo. So check back then. In the meantime, read these H. Ross Perot quotes I posted last year on his birthday (he turned 76 yesterday).
Who is your favorite Superhero or Supervillain ever?
Now, I have to admit, I don’t know a ton about superheros and supervillains. That’s probably part of the reason why, instead of hiring me, the science museum has elected to hire QuizzoMan. But I do have a few favorites. I am particularly fond of the Brown Hornet and the Riddler, especially when the Riddler was on the Batman show in the 1960s. That Riddler was awesome. Who is your favorite Superhero or Supervillain?
Question of the Week
Who once said, “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Lovely Ginger to Host WIld Card Round Tonight!
The lovely Ginger, Philadelphia’s official beer lass, will be hosting the wild card round tonight at quizzo at O’Neals and the Bards. She’ll also be annoying, uh, I mean, fascinating you with various beer facts thoughout the night, and yes, there is a decent chance the wild card round will have to do with beer.
Related: Join Ginger (aka Suz) on MySpace.
Related: Ginger and Johnny do Camden.