A’ight, peeps. I’m heading out to see the Phillies game, so behave yourselves while I’m gone. In the meantime, read up on the worthless piece of human waste who runs Geno’s Cheesesteaks on Philadelphia Will Do. It looks like Bobby Badtimes took the time to post a comment below the write-up. Then, just to prove that the more things change, the more they stay the same, a look into the time machine shows us that two years ago Johnny was every bit as successful with women as he is now. Oh, and if anybody runs into Eve, please have her call me. Thanks.