Lawyers are Nice, Friendly. Hell Getting Chilly.

In what some might see as the first sign of the apocalypse, Johnny came away from his quizzo event for a group of lawyers on Thursday night proclaiming that some lawyers are actually nice, friendly people. The Push-Its pulled off a narrow victory over the Sopranos at Rembrandt’s on Thursday in a battle for intellectual bragging rights at the law firm of Montgomery, McCracken, Walker, and Rhoads. When pressed for comment after being so warmly received by the lawyers, Johnny appeared shaken. “This whole ‘lawyers being kool’ thing has really just turned my world upside down. One of my most cherished stereotypes has been dashed.” Goodtimes then added, “At least I’ve still got Jersey drivers.”