Chancellor Elect Wins a tight one

Chancellor-elect was able to win a squeaker at a private party on Wednesday night. The lawyers, who all work for the well-respected firm of Sanders, Thomas, and Kroc, were a bit worried when the Colonel showed up for the fourth round. “Yeah, he’s been in a snippy mood ever since KFC merged with Taco Bell,” said team member Atticus Succatash. “The Colonel just hates Chalupas. But fortunately, he knows a lot about the space program, and he was able to help us with the weekly double.”