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In yet another display of unbridled hubris, Johnny Goodtimes has decided to announce on his website that today is his birthday. Goodtimes, who starves for attention more than anyone else (ok, except for Bono), also would like to let the people know that there is a parade planned on Tuesday in celebration of Johnny’s big day. “It’s not finalized yet,” said Johnny. “There’s a few minor details to be worked out, but if it does come together, we’re expecting about a million people.”
