This short story master, who wrote The Devil’s Dictionary, disappeared in Mexico in 1913.

After coming from behind to win quizzo at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, the Nuns were dealt a swift blow, when an unidentified man threw a chair and hit them in the nose. No one is sure who this man is, but rumor has it he plays baseball. Well, the good news is, he’s certainly not brazen enough to strike again, not with heightened security at all JGT events.

Sorry gang, but my photoshop guy got a real job, so it’s hard to get these done properly on Friday. I’ll try to learn photoshop, but keep in mind, i’m really dumb.

Here’s a real strange site dedicated to Martha Stewart.

Johnny will be performing stand up at the Laff House on Friday, September 17th at 6:00 p.m. The Laff House is located at 221 South Street. Tickets are $10 cheap, and 30 cents out of every dollar you spend goes towards the “Johnny’s Kids Foundation”, a charity Johnny set up to help Gavril Princip’s great-grandchildren overcome the ostracism felt at school because their great-grandad killed Franz Ferdinand*.

*A quick review of the records shows that no such Foundation exists

What’s your pirate name?

There are some hilarious allegations in the Kitty Kelly book about the Bush family. I mean, I hate the Bush’s as much as anybody, but this really does sound like a load of b.s.

Having a hard time meeting Mr. or Mrs. Right? Have you ever thought of dating someone currently serving time? Well here’s your chance! In all seriousness, there are apparently some really hot chicks in prison.