Save her from two masked intruders who break into your home! Even if you have to set the whole thing up, like this guy in Oklahoma did!
Month: September 2004
Learn to make love the Amish way
The Amish are some of the best lovemakers around, says a new study. Learn their secrets!
Story of the Day
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Boy, I bet Paris Hilton (who, by the way, is completely hideous) won’t make that mistake agian. I think she learned a valuable lesson from that first video. What? You’ve got to be kidding me.
Question of the Week
Beaker serves as lab assissant for what scientist?
Link of the Day
Here’s my latest hilarious attempt to find love on craigslist personals. If you didn’t read my first one, check this out.
Challenge of the Week
Three points short last week. Three teams scored 100, one scored 99, and one 98. I’m going to give you guys one more week to make me look like Ric Flair. Five 100 point games total required over the course of the week.
Decrepid Monkey Skeleton Cooks MCs
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The Decrepid Monkey Skeleton (above, below) was able to cook the Cook the MCs Like a Pound of Bacon like a pound of bacon, 98-84 at Doc Watson’s on Monday.
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Website of the Day
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Learn to pick up cute girls like Johnny does with the following pick up lines!
Story of the Day
Christina Aguilera calls Britney’s wedding pathetic.
Website of the Day
This one’s hilarious. It’s about ninjas. (Stories and Question of the Week below.)