Sexy Chicks Distract Johnny

Johnny, distracted by the Sexy Chicks (below) in the back of the room, allowed scores to balloon unnescessarily at Doc Watson’s on Monday, as Oh-ho-ho my Goodness was able to hold off the Altruistic Yiddish, 108-105. Sexy Chicks continue to be an impediment to Johnny’s goal of World Domination, and his behavior on Monday was met with a stiff rebuke from the Johnny Goodtimes Ethics Committee, who are contemplating a rule that would bar sexy women from participating in Quizzo.