Johnny Goodtime’s New Haircut Wins in OT

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Johnny Goodtimes New Haircut might have been fooled by Johnny’s hair (he hasn’t had a haircut in like two months), but they were not fooled by his question in Overtime, which allowed them to squeak past Bedtime For Bonzo. It was an emotional contest, and Bedtime for Bonzo was devastated at it’s conclusion. “I got a question,” said Ralph Snowblower of the Bonzo’s. “Why all the hubbub over Reagan dying? I mean, Bonzo was the star of that movie, and I don’t remember Gorbachev coming in for his funeral.”
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Big Sticks Spell V-I-C-T-O-R-Y

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The Big Sticks were able to win at Nick’s on Wednesday. “That’s garbage,” said Bill Badaz of the third place team. “They knew that the second round was going to be spelling. Why else would they bring that Tidmarsh kid?” Indeed, the rest of the team left before the photo was taken, but the spelling bee champ had a couple of cold ones, then received the first place trophy from Joe.