What 89 year old man did Anna Nicole Smith marry in 1993?
Month: June 2004
Story of the Day
This is one of the wackiest ever. It’s a news story about an inflatable sheep.
Johnny Goodtime’s New Haircut Wins in OT
Johnny Goodtimes New Haircut might have been fooled by Johnny’s hair (he hasn’t had a haircut in like two months), but they were not fooled by his question in Overtime, which allowed them to squeak past Bedtime For Bonzo. It was an emotional contest, and Bedtime for Bonzo was devastated at it’s conclusion. “I got a question,” said Ralph Snowblower of the Bonzo’s. “Why all the hubbub over Reagan dying? I mean, Bonzo was the star of that movie, and I don’t remember Gorbachev coming in for his funeral.”
Story of the Day
Jelly Belly is saddened by the death of Ronald Reagan.
Story of the day
This sad tale is of a boy who isn’t allowed to bring a porn star to his prom.
Question of the Week
What was the only movie Nancy and Ronald ever appeared in together?
Story O’ the Day
A man claims to have found Atlantis.
Story of the Day
Hey guys, sorry the stories are up a day late, but the server went down yesterday, so there was nothing I could do. Anyway, here’s the recipe you’ve all been waiting for: Cicada chip cookies.
Big Sticks Spell V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
The Big Sticks were able to win at Nick’s on Wednesday. “That’s garbage,” said Bill Badaz of the third place team. “They knew that the second round was going to be spelling. Why else would they bring that Tidmarsh kid?” Indeed, the rest of the team left before the photo was taken, but the spelling bee champ had a couple of cold ones, then received the first place trophy from Joe.
Story of the Day
Ladies Night has been deemed illegal in New Jersey.