What? Do you really think I forgot the team’s name that won at Doc Watson’s on Monday? That’s ridiculous! Are you kidding me? What? Oh, like I’m going to try to distract you from the facts by showing a picture of my favorite hairdo ever! I took that photo at the Phillies game Thursday! Isn’t it great! Seriously, that guy was sitting right behind me.

What now famous performer spent three years at San Quentin for committing a robbery in 1957?