Just Like a Prayer Shawl Knocks off Paris Hilton

In what many are considering the biggest upset since the Revolutionary War, Like a Prayer…Shawl? knocked off Getting Into the Paris Hilton and the defending champs Thru Rain, Sleet, or Quizzo at Doc Watson’s on Monday. When reached for comment, Revolutionary War leader George Washington said, “Yeah, beating the redcoats was pretty shocking, but I never thought I’d live to see the day when a team that included Frank Dombrowski and Jeff “Slick” Savage won anything besides Naked Chick Photohunt on the Megatouch.”