Troy McClure’s Overcome Tragedy

The Troy McClure’s were able to fight off the Sloe Gin Quiz on Monday night, despite tragically losing one of their leaders, Chucky Needlebump. Chucky, who had taken a part time gig as a prison guard at the Bastille, was overcome by a swarm of the bloodthirsty bourgeois. They led him to the Hotel de Ville, where, utilizing the most humane form of execution yet, they guillotined his head. “We were able to retrieve the head before they hung it on a post at the city gates,” said team member and Jeanne Luc Pierre. “Viva La France! Viva La Troy McClure’s!”