Howard Dean Fires Up Cheez Whiz

You Better Have My Cheez Whiz, led by Howard Dean, won at Nick’s Roast Beef on Wednesday night, but might have damaged their campaign when they allowed Dean to provide an impromptu stump speech at the conclusion of the contest. “After this, we’re going to Doc Watson’s,” the Democratic hopeful screamed, almost maniacally. “Then we’re going to O’Neals, and we’re going to the Bards, and we’re going to win it at Rendezvous, and win at Black Sheep, and then we’ll come back and win at Nick’s again!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaa!