The D-Bag bars will be filled with D-bags tonight, so I am certainly hoping that the nerd bars are filled with nerds! We had a great turnout last night, hope for more of the same tonight. The wild car round is a doozy! Nobody broke 100 last night, and only 4 teams broke 90.
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
6:15 p.m.
BLACK SHEEP
8:00 p.m.

See ya tonight!

Oh whoops, never mind. That’s just my old roommate (and native Philadelphean) Duff with the Stanley Cup. This is the closest a Philadelphean has been to the Cup in over 30 years. Duff works for EA Sports in Vancouver now, and the Cup made an appearance at his office. Had he stolen it and brought it back to Philly, he would have been worshipped as a God here for the remainder of his life.

She looks sweet and innocent, doesn’t she? Well, all it is is an impressive ruse. She is in fact devious and calculating. Today I got back from the gym (what, do you think these enormous muscles got here by accident?) only to discover Malia lying on top of my computer keyboard. I shushed her off, but not until she had somehow locked all of the keys on the keyboard. After trying everything I could think of to get the keys to work, I finally came to the realization that I had been outwitted, and had to restart the computer. But let this serve as a warning, Malia. You may have won this time, but I’ll be back with a plan so cunning you won’t know how to react. Brawhahahahaha!

That’s right, gang. All questions this week will be (at least somewhat) tied to the Thanksgiving holiday. Schedule for this week is as follows:

TUESDAY
O’Neals 8 p.m.
Bards 10 p.m.

WEDNESDAY
Locust Rendezvous 6:15 p.m.
Black Sheep 8 p.m.

THURSDAY
Cancelled. Happy Thanksgiving!

Gonna post photos of last weeks winners with questions underneath. The questions will be about people born on this date. One guess per person total.

Well, not exactly the way I wanted to start Monday morning. I can’t find the stupid thing that puts the pictures into the computer, so I dunno when I can get the photos of last weeks winners up. Hopefully later today.

O’NEALS

1. Cornbread Mafia 93
2. Young Old and Restless 89
3. Dorksided 82
4. Texas Tough Trio 82
5. I Got Nothing 74

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 97
2. Applesauce Makes My Balls Itch 93
3. Archivist: Keeping History Fresh 92
4. Titan 82
5. Nosotros Somos Medicina 55

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 106
2. Drunkin’ Dumbos DUI 96
3. Six Pack 74
4. Super Codpeace 73
5. Tom and Kathleen 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. ***Duane’s World 84
2. Satan’s Minions 84
3. That Jacket is Smokin’ 83
4. Partialy Sober Observer 83
5. The Leprechaun Tells Me to Burn Things 81

GOOD DOG

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 114
2. Bonds Legal Defense Fund 95
3. Baruch Atah Adonai 93
4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 88
5. Todd Loves Cock, and He’s Fine With It 84

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 118
2. Hurtin’ Bombs 111
3. You Can’t Dust For Vomit 101
4. Archivist: Keepin History Fresh 99
5. Psychos 84

***Won in a tie-breaker. Also of note at the Sheep on Wednesday: we had 5 times tied for the lead after 3 rounds, and 11 teams within one question of the lead with one round to play.

The whole g** d*** world is going straight to hell. (Thanks to Todd for sending this in.)

Wait, I was wrong about marijuana not being deadly! I just came across this video. Could somebody please pass this along to Tim Furlong so he can let the parents know!

Not even cIose. Whenever some knucklehead talks about “deadly marijuana”, it is worth watching, and when he refers to himself as a “hip guy”, you know you’ve found something special. Don’t know if you guys saw this when I posted it a couple of days ago, but it’s important that you see it, because it is about the most astounding amount of mindless misinformation you will ever see in your lives. Also, I’d like to remind any parents out there: if your daughter is wearing a jelly bracelet, she’s a whore.