Hey gang, our summer basketball league starts this weekend, and I still need coaches, referees, general helpers, etc. Also, this summer, I am helping put together a pretty intensive study program for about 10-12 of the teens in one of our leagues. I need someone who is looking (teacher, perhaps?) for a little extra scratch during the summer. Looking primnarily for English and/or Math help. 3 or 4 days a week, 2 hours a day, and pretty good pay. Please contact me if you are interested in either. Thanks!

Alright, running a little late because of the holiday with last weeks photos, but now is the time. Following her brilliant comments about how the Chinese earthquake was caused by kharma, we dedicate the questions under the pictures to Sharon Stone. One guess per person. No cheating.

Hope everybody had a great holiday weekend. Mine was awesome. Got to hang out with Lucia (who is turning one in July) and the rest of the family all weekend, and even got in a beach day yesterday. Getting back on the road now. In the meantime, a few things of note:

• Dunno if you saw Jim Salisbury’s ratings of major league ballparks on Sunday. If not, here it is. Pretty interesting.
• Happy birthday, Todd Bridges!
• Something tells me that when I arrive home from my trip, I will not find a large bag of dope in my suitcase. However, if I was flying back from Tokyo, well, I wouldn’t be so sure.

There will be no Sofa Kingdom, no Hurtin’ Bombs, and no Narctyzing Dysfunktion tonight at the Bards quizzo. Translation: Your team might actually win! Remember, no quizzo at Good Dog tonight. Quizzo at Bards begins at 10:15 p.m.

How will Mr. T’s birthday go? My prediction: Pain.

Quick quizzo note: There will be no quizzo on Thursday at the Good Dog due to a private party they are having. So, only one quiz this week, b/c I ain’t making a new one for just the Bards on Thursday.

It was on this date in 1536 that Anne Boleyn was decapitated. So questions under last weeks winners will be about decapitation. One guess per person.

As posted on my myspace schedule, today was my semi-annual dentist appointment. I wanted to thank all of the people who made it out- it was a great time. For those of you who could not, but sent me warm wishes, I thank you.

The question on everyone’s mind is: “How’d it go????”

The answer: GREAT. Dr. Silverman told me that although my gums were a little red (make sure you floss!) my teeth looked great. He said I had done a really nice job as usual.

He also said he was so proud that I was a standup comedian, and thought that it was “super” that I “do the standup act all over town”. He then told me that I should look into being a comedian on a cruise ship, because according to him, “the comedians are always just marvelous.” He also doesn’t know how I remember all my jokes when I am up on stage, and gives me a lot of credit.

For all you fans, I will be returning to Dr. Silverman’s office, on Friday, Nov 7th, at 8:00 am.

Mark your calendars! (And don’t forget to floss!!!)

Let the mildly homoerotic displays of human strength and agility begin anew!!!

Alright, gonna post pics of last weeks winners, with “Mom” questions underneath. One guess per person.