Category: Scoreboard

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O’NEALS

  1. Young, Old and Restless 110
  2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 100
  3. We Got Nothin’ 100
  4. Hipster Holocaust 92
  5. Flying High 83

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 108
  2. Western Omelette 89
  3. The Guy Who Does His Job 83
  4. Just a Grope to See How JGT Feels 66
  5. Kensington Kitty Cat Killers 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 114
  2. Bitter People Clinging to Guns 107
  3. Holo Rock 79
  4. My Mom Says I’m Cool 65
  5. Susan’s Peter’s 61

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 107
  2. Satan’s Minions 106
  3. Duane’s World 100
  4. There’s Always $ in the Banana Stand 84
  5. Herve Villechaize 83

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 90
  2. Lamda 88
  3. Underachiever 88
  4. Yuppie Douchebags 75
  5. The Whiffle Balls 55

BARDS

  1. Aiuto! No Prostituta 110
  2. Hurtin Bombs 109
  3. Western Omelette 101
  4. Sofa Kingdom 98
  5. Tatatata Touch Me 97

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O’NEALS

  1. Charlton Heston’s Cold Dead Hands 99
  2. We Got Nothin’ 88
  3. Young Old and Restless 77
  4. Cutty McWhat? 57

BARDS (Tuesday)

  1. Sofa Kingdom 115
  2. Hurtin’ Dysfunktion 109
  3. Western Omelette 98
  4. Long Ball Larry 96
  5. Your Quiz is on my Bum 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Susan’s Peters 94
  2. The Jams 86
  3. Mustache Riders 85
  4. Alley Oop 75
  5. No Name Girls 61

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 109
  2. It’s So Damn Hot In Here 104
  3. Herve Villechaize 100
  4. Three’s Company 98
  5. Bosnian Snipers 96

GOOD DOG

    1. Lamda 95 (won in OT)
    2. Fort Awesome 95
    3. American Double D Disorder 90
    4. Shomer Shabbas 77
    5. Positive Guaiacs 73

BARDS (Thursday)

  1. Hurtin Bombs 114
  2. Sofa Kingdom 103
  3. If You’re So Good at Being…96
  4. Western Omelette 83
  5. Sex Farm Woman 81

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O’NEALS

  1. Dorksided 90
  2. Young, Old, Restless 88
  3. It’s My Democratic Party and I’ll Cry If I want To 80
  4. We Got Nothin’ 73
  5. April Tomfoolery 72

BARDS (Tues.)

  1. Sofa Kingdom 106
  2. Western Omelette 103
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 101
  4. Fellatio Alger Story 92
  5. Hoffecker’s Ho’s 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 110
  2. Amazing Norvege 99
  3. My Mom Says I’m Cool 91
  4. Herman’s Hermits 91

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 108
  2. Duane’s World 102
  3. Pac Man Fever 102
  4. There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand 101
  5. Surrender Hillary 96

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 96
  2. Popular Nobodies 62
  3. Adam Eaton’s ERA is…60
  4. Her First Time 57
  5. The Underachievers 54

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 108
  2. Western Omelette 105
  3. Hurtin Bombs 91
  4. Jim J. Bullock 87
  5. Jazz U Up 84

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ONEALS

  1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 106
  2. Young, Old and Restless 100
  3. Drinkin For Two 97
  4. We Got Nothin’ 97
  5. Michale J. Fox…95

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 114
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 102
  3. Western Omelette 101
  4. Fat Kids Always Win at See Saw 98
  5. Sop You Up with a Biscuit 80

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Barack and Angie (The Champs) 86
  2. A Man With No More Seasons (Jams) 84
  3. This Round Sponsored By…73
  4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 67
  5. Spitzer Swallows 63

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Always $$ in a Banana Stand 107
  2. Duane’s World 106
  3. Happy B-Day Sherpa 106
  4. Sara Goodtimes 94
  5. 4 Horsemen of Pinpocalypse 92

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 89
  2. Dr. Girlfriend 85
  3. Shomer Shabbas 77
  4. Goodbye Egg McMuffin 70
  5. The Underachievers 6

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THE BARDS

  1. Off Like a Prom Dress 90
  2. Malibu Love Nest 87
  3. Not in Front of the Virgin 84
  4. Scissor Me Xerxes 81
  5. Youporn.com 69

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O’NEALS

  1. Dow Is Up 420 Points, Stoners Rejoice 105
  2. Young, Old, and Restless 95
  3. Dork Sided 86
  4. Bear Grylls Good, Bear Stearns Bad 75
  5. B-Sharps 72

BARDS

  1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 114
  2. Sofa Kingdom 93
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 90
  4. Western Omelette 84
  5. Hulk Smash Quizzo 73

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Phil is Sick (aka the Jams) 99
  2. 2008: A Death Odyssey 90
  3. Is Quizzo Bowl a Registered Trademark 82
  4. No Name Team 81
  5. This is Not a Bus 65

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Hey, Remember LA Law? 94
  2. Duane’s World 84
  3. CatDog 78
  4. Dirty Sanchez 73
  5. Yes You Can’t 72

GOOD DOG

  1. Loose Seal 100
  2. Odd men Out 84
  3. Liquidity Crisis 72
  4. Shomer Shabbas
  5. Fort Awesome 66

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 118
  2. Hurtin Bombs 113
  3. Gladys the Groovy Mule 99
  4. I Gave Up Sex For Lent 87
  5. Sofa Kingdom 83

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O’NEALS

  1. He Who Speaks to Spear Tooth 96
  2. We Got Nothing 87
  3. Young, Old and Restless 67
  4. Buzztime Tattoo 59
  5. Johnny Bettertimes 57

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 108
  3. Clients #10 and #11 80
  4. Cutz Dat Flo 69
  5. Um, I Think You Did Hook Up W/ Him 53

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Ganjer or Mary Anne (aka Jams) 114**
  2. Trust Us We Know 101
  3. 1022 85
  4. Someone Went Corporate 74
  5. Grady Bunch 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 108
  2. Spitzer Swallows: Prince of Thieves 99
  3. The Original Spitzer Swallows 88
  4. Emperors Club VIP 86
  5. Trashtastic 82

GOOD DOG

  1. MAGMA 111
  2. Shomer Shabbas 83
  3. The Underachievers 81
  4. Lucille II 63
  5. The Misfitz 50

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 104
  2. Hurtin Bombs 100
  3. Rather have a bottle in front of me…100
  4. Sofa Kingdom 95
  5. Yes You Can’t 83

**Had a perfect score going into final question. Missed “Who sings Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?” Answer was Flaming Lips.

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O’NEALS

  1. Beer Week? Every Week is Beer Week 106
  2. The Number of Delegates Hillary is Behind by is 95
  3. We Got Nothing 94
  4. Young, Old, and Restless 94
  5. Anybody Hiring? 64

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 99
  2. We Married a Mormon 93
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 89
  4. Terry Frank Please 81
  5. Take Your Sox off During Sex 72

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. We’re #51 (aka Jams) 109
  2. Totally Predictable 92
  3. Sister Mary’s Home for Bad Girls 91
  4. This is Not a Bus 90
  5. Susan’s Peters 89

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 104
  2. Roadhouse Blues 101
  3. Superdelegates 85
  4. Too Raunchy for My Shirt 85
  5. Weapons of Ass Destruction 75

GOOD DOG

  1. I Heart Huckabee 88
  2. Fort Awesome 84
  3. Table By the Window 69
  4. The Underachievers 61
  5. Olorkori 51

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 98
  2. Cutz Dat Flow 5
  3. Hurtin Bombs 88
  4. Western Omelette 87
  5. Marketable Commodities 86

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O’NEALS

  1. Archie Hamburger’s Blowback Chicken Army 100
  2. Young, the Old, and the Restless 97
  3. We Got Nothin’ 92
  4. Team Fruit Cup 90
  5. Dorksided 84

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 106
  2. Sofa Kingdom 104
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
  4. Last NIght I Had a Dream 83
  5. MAD Cobra 77

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Sweep the Leg, Johnny 104
  2. The Jams 100
  3. Jackalope 94
  4. Buy My Mom Says I’m Cool 81
  5. Philly Hardcore 79

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Eschaton 110
  2. Fine Young Cannibals 91
  3. The Dalembert Report 91
  4. Hot Karl and the Mints 89
  5. Catdog 86

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 99
  2. The Underachievers 74
  3. The Human Fund 62
  4. Uh Hi Sarah 56
  5. Ramrod 55

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 115
  2. Sofa Kingdom 103
  3. Hurtin Bombs 100
  4. Lee Carvello 91
  5. Bizarre Gardening Accident 81

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O’NEALS

  1. We Got Nothing 113
  2. Dorksided 105
  3. Vini, Vini, Vini 102
  4. Cornbread Mafia 97
  5. Young, Old, and Restless 92

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 109
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
  3. Western Omelette 91
  4. Chaka Kahn, Chaka Kahn 70
  5. The Beasley Boys 35

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams (aka Where’s the Beef) 100
  2. This is Not a Bus 87
  3. da Jamzzzzzzzzzz 80
  4. Trust Us We Know 79
  5. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 75

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Dalembert Report 108
  2. WTF 2: Electric Boogaloo 105
  3. Herve Villechaize 102
  4. Baron Munchausen 94
  5. SuperDuper Delegates 93

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 97
  2. MAGMA 95
  3. C+ Average 87
  4. Salt Pepper Ketchup Hot Sauce 82
  5. Bada Bing 69

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 103
  3. Western Omelette 103
  4. Mehmed Birthday 101
  5. Standing By the Bathroom 99

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O’NEALS

  1. We Got Nothin’ 92
  2. Young, Old, and Restless 90
  3. All Puffy Down There 88
  4. Ann Coulter is a Filthy **** 74

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 94
  3. Pastafarians 92
  4. Western Omelette 88

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 94
  2. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 81
  3. Philly Softcore 81
  4. First Date Disaster 75
  5. Crazy NOS 72

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Dalembert Report 87
  2. Duane’s World 81
  3. Is That B-12 In My Butt Or Are Happy to See Me 70
  4. Weapons of Ass Destruction 65
  5. Choda Boy 64

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 88
  2. Senior Ding Dong 81
  3. The Cracked Eggheads 80
  4. Team Pacer 77
  5. Howie Feltersnatch 60

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 118
  2. Western Omelette 112
  3. The Hurtin Bombs 94
  4. Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office 82
  5. I Can’t Believe We Actually Shaved for This 71