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O’NEALS

  1. Zombie George Carlin 104
  2. DorkSided 103
  3. We’re Here to Kill Your Monster 92
  4. The N Crowd 85
  5. Philla Killas 80

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 113
  2. Hurtin Bombs 108
  3. The Unemployed 96
  4. El Narcotizo 90
  5. Future Fathers of Gloucester, MA 74

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 113
  2. Trust Us We Know 111
  3. Hippy Dippy Weathermen 88
  4. Epic Fail 86
  5. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 77

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 111
  2. Doc Eisen’s Leisure Time Products 99
  3. Axis of Evil Knieval 97
  4. Penn 15 Club 91
  5. McKie’s Hired Guns 84

GOOD DOG

  1. AAR 86
  2. Shomer Shabbas 82
  3. Fantastic Foundlings 71
  4. Pinkertons 69
  5. Underachivers 69

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. Hurtin Bombs 105
  3. Girls Gone Oscar Wilde 100
  4. Kobe, How’s My A$$ Taste 99
  5. This is not a Bus 95

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O’NEALS

  1. Testicular Fortitude 102
  2. Goodbye Bobbie 100
  3. Dorksided 97
  4. Young, Old and Restless 90
  5. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 89

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 107
  2. El Narcotizo 105
  3. Hurtin Bombs 102
  4. The Epidermitologist 81
  5. Cold Popeyes For Breakfast 77

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 97
  2. Meet the Cemetary 91
  3. Drunk Baby Brighton Early 89
  4. 1022 72
  5. Good bya Minaya 67

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 103
  2. Duane’s World 97
  3. Ass Destruction 89
  4. Penn Fifteen Club 85
  5. Ebony Ovines 66

GOOD DOG

  1. The Penn Fifteen Club 89
  2. Chelsea’s Kosher Kitchen 86
  3. Morningwood 71
  4. Rocket Scientists 70
  5. Pelvis Breastley 66

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 101
  2. The Excessively Hirsute 98
  3. Sofa Kingdom 95
  4. Jesse and the Rippers 95
  5. Western Omelette 84

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O’NEALS

  1. L. Ron’s Diabetics 97
  2. Young, Old, and Restless 93
  3. We Got Nothin’ 90
  4. Smiley’s People 69
  5. Swampass 66

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 114
  2. Big Brownouts 108
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 97
  4. Hurtin Bombs 92
  5. Bea Arthur’s Alabama Hot Pocket 9

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LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. But My Mom Says I’m Cool…and Lambda 107
  2. Jams 106
  3. Trust Us We Know 101
  4. 1022 84
  5. Corn Speckled Mud Snakes 76

BLACK SHEEP

  1. In Pursuit of Ale 106
  2. Duane’s World 105
  3. Duffy’s Weapons of Ass Destruction 98
  4. ADHD 92
  5. 30 Year Old Virgin 89

GOOD DOG

  1. Obviously You’re Not a Golfer 95 (won in OT)
  2. Penn 15 Club 95
  3. Poppin the Quizzo Cherry 77
  4. In the Way 74
  5. Obamas Baby Mamas 69

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 108
  2. I lIke Birds 87
  3. Suck It Trebeck 85
  4. Rick Santorum 82
  5. Deez Nuts 75

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O’NEALS

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 111
  2. Chip ‘N’ Charge 106
  3. Young, Old, and Restless 102
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 98
  5. I’m Brett Myers Wife 71

BARDS (Rained Out)
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 105
  2. Always $ in the Banana Stand 96
  3. Better Than You 87
  4. Mandale Kaufmann 76
  5. Trust Us We Know 75

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Sofa Kingdom 101
  2. Team Chiavettas 92
  3. Penn Fifteen Club 85
  4. Duane’s World 82
  5. Wide Stances 74

GOOD DOG

  1. Pish De Luxe B-Day Time 98
  2. Underachievers 89
  3. I’m Not a Witch, I’m Your WIfe 86
  4. Jesus Camp 82
  5. Some Kind of Beef 77

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 113
  2. Cold Rod 101
  3. Suck It Trebeck 94
  4. Lewis Haynes Takes a Shower 93
  5. Shrinky Dinky 91

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O’NEALS

  1. Dorksided 94
  2. Presentable 88
  3. We Got Nothin’ 88
  4. Young, Old, and Restless 68

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 105
  2. Hurtin’ Bombs 100
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
  4. Western Omelette 83
  5. Dentists of Mass Destruction 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 100
  2. Trust Us We Know 90
  3. My Mom Says I’m Cool 78
  4. 1022 78
  5. Kalamazoo 70

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 107
  2. WTF’s Last Stand 103
  3. Axis of Evil Knievel 98
  4. Chiavettas 91
  5. This is Not a Bus 85

GOOD DOG

  1. Oakwood Reach Around 91
  2. Shomer Shabbas 78
  3. Awesome Aussies 77
  4. The Underachievers 75
  5. Team Dysfunctional 65

BARDS

  1. Suck It Trebeck 113
  2. Please Leave ‘Em On 101
  3. Italian Spiderman 95
  4. Lewis Haynes 81
  5. PCR 67

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O’NEALS

  1. We Got Nothin’ 109
  2. Dorksided 102
  3. It Is A Toomah 99
  4. Young, Old, and Restless 84
  5. Corniscope 75

BARDS

  1. Suck It Trebeck 113
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
  3. Omelette Kingdom 102
  4. Hurtin Bombs 97
  5. Just the Tip 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 113
  2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 96
  3. The Un-Dead Kennedys 93
  4. 1022 86
  5. Moondogs 76

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 111
  2. Penn 15 Club 99
  3. Duane’s World 93
  4. Mighty Mighty Jonass 89
  5. Midnight Summer 86

BARDS

  1. Hot Rod 106
  2. Let’s Go Back to Study Hall and Discuss Apartheid 91
  3. Jeff Where are You? 77
  4. Girls From Aspen Are Easy 73
  5. Why is the Kitchen Closed 68

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O’NEALS

  1. Team Awesome! Woohoo! 89*
  2. No Names 89
  3. We Got Nothin’ 85
  4. Cornbread Mafia 83
  5. Bang the Nun Slowly 66

BARDS

  1. Hurtin’ Bombs 110
  2. Sofa Kingdom 98
  3. Narcotyzing D 84
  4. Marc Andre Fleury 67
  5. Revolting Blob 66

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 97
  2. Trust Us We Know 96
  3. My Mom Says I’m Cool 89
  4. Assistants to Regional Mgr. 88
  5. Calamity Jane 76

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 102*
  2. Penn 15 Club 102
  3. Myers Sucks 74
  4. Pogue Mahones 69
  5. Earth Science Rocks 65

GOOD DOG

  1. Lamda 83
  2. Knocking Motion 78
  3. The Underachievers 66
  4. Oakwood Rec 64
  5. Shomer Shabbas 63

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. I Own This Bar Kingdom 89
  3. Show Minus One 89
  4. Western Omelette 88
  5. Porkheimers 82

*Won in OT.

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O’NEALS

  1. Dork Sided 92
  2. Young, Old, and Restless 89
  3. Major Butler 84
  4. I Drink Your Milkshake 83
  5. We Got Nothing 69

BARDS

  1. Sofa Omelette 112
  2. Two Step Hustle and Flow 73
  3. El Narcotyzo 63
  4. KG For MVP 59
  5. Myanmar National Swim Team 57

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams (aka For Whom the 8 Belles Toll) 85
  2. I Don’t Know 80
  3. This is Not a Bus 80
  4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 71
  5. SEX Certified 71

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Penn Fifteen Club 93
  2. Jeff Jones 83
  3. Duane’s World 72
  4. Trashtastic 71
  5. Reading Rainbow Rocks 68

GOOD DOG

  1. Avenger 58 80
  2. Oakwood Rec 78
  3. A Team Name 68
  4. Shomer Shabbas 64
  5. Getting All These Questions Reverend Wright 61

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 101
  2. Falling Waters 87
  3. Tomax and Xamot 82
  4. Not w/o My Bartender 74
  5. Less Kicking, More Shooting 68

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strong>O’NEALS

  1. Young, Old, and Restless 99
  2. Dorksided 92
  3. L. Ron’s Diabetics 91
  4. Cornbread Mafia 82
  5. We Got Nothin’ 82

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 118
  2. Hurtin Bombs 108
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 99
  4. Always $$ in the Banana Stand 91
  5. Austrian Basement Bedtime Stories 85

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 96*
  2. Trust Us We Know 96
  3. The Champs 93
  4. Mike Pomranz Has Seen…81
  5. Max Sexual Performance 80

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Penn Fifteen Club 102
  2. Axis of Evil Knieval** 99
  3. Duane’s World 96
  4. Earth Science Rocks 89
  5. Das Boot 88

GOOD DOG

  1. Oakwood Residue 94
  2. Chelsea’s Kosher Kitchen 90
  3. Shomer Shabbas 88
  4. The Underachievers 86
  5. Gambalers 80

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 111
  2. Shave That Dirty Beard, You Hipster 99
  3. Los Casados 86
  4. Cuts Dat Flo 83
  5. Colors that Rhyme With “-urple” 80

*Won in overtime.
**Ends Axis 4 game winning streak

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O’NEALS

  1. Jonesin’ For Sam 105
  2. This Is Not a Bus 103
  3. Young Old and Restless 97
  4. We Got Nothin’ 92
  5. Suck IT Super Tuesday 85

BARDS (Tuesday)

  1. Sofa Kingdom 115
  2. Just the Tip 91
  3. Narkotyzing 88
  4. Hillary’s Downstairs 73
  5. Girls Gone Oscar Wilde 59

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 85
  2. The Jams 81
  3. 1022 76
  4. Susan’s Peters 76
  5. Tom & Kathleen 72

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 97
  2. Duane’s World 88
  3. CatDog 86
  4. Surrender Hillary 76
  5. Queef Latina 75

GOOD DOG

  1. Oakwood Revisited 89
  2. I Did Blow With Barack 88
  3. Tallstones 81
  4. Ku-nu 80
  5. We’Re Not Bank Tellers 79

BARDS (Thursday)

  1. Hurtin’ Bombs 102
  2. Sofa Kingdom 101
  3. Anal Bum Covers 98
  4. Don’t Sit in Front 94
  5. Western Omelette 92