Hey gang, here is your chance to win two free tix to see tommorrow’s production of NERDS: A Musical Software Satire, which is being put on by the Philadelphia Theatre Company. The show is essentially sold out, and these are the final two seats together. First person send me an e-mail answering the following question will get the seats (please only answer if you are interested in seeing tommorrow’s show at 2 p.m.): Where did Bill Gates go to college?

RELATED: Nerds gets a glowing review from the Inky.
UPDATE: Tix were won by Andy Snowden. Enjoy the show, Andy!

Alright, in the most convoluted contest ever, yet another twist. I am going to allow haikus to not only be about murder, but about anything Halloween related. So post your Halloween haikus below. Winner of best haiku gets two tix to see Philadelphia Theatre Company’s production of Murderers. 2nd place gets two tix to the Adventure Aquarium in Camden. All entries must be received by Monday, October 30th, at 12 noon.