John Wilkes Booth hollered Virginia’s motto after shooting Lincoln. What is Virginia’s motto?
Author: aetchells
Jams Win (Repped by Tommy Udoe)
Sofa Kingdom Wins Again
Douchebaggery Wins At O’Neals
Pics of last weeks winners
Alright kids. Gonna post pics of last weeks winners. And since I’m kicking it in VA right now (came down for a wedding), I’m gonna ask questions about the Old Dominion. One guess per person.
Scoreboard, Brought to you by Broad Street Wednesday Night
- Douche Baggage 104
- Why’s the Rum Gone 80
- Altar Boys 75
- Three Men and a Little Lady 72
- Simon Le Boner 63
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 102
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
- Cornbread Mafia 70
- Alabama Hot Pocket 62
- Drunken Starfish 58
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Dodger Killers 97
- The Jams 91
- Phils Are 5-0 When We’re Here 72
- 1022 60
- JT 52
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 83
- So’s Your Face 73
- My Other Team’s Your Mom 64
- X 56
- Buy Us Another Round 50
GOOD DOG
- Axis of Evil Knieval 115
- Phulphil the Phantasy 63
- Shomer Shabbas 62
- If Victorino Were a Beer…59
- John Bender’s Mobile Infantry 55
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 117
- Hurtin Bombs 102
- Western Omelette 94
- We Heart Aidan 83
- Is It Over yet? 83
Schedule Changes Next Week
There is apparently a large event going on next week, and since it will disturb local traffic patterns, we have decided that we’re gonna have to play with the quizzo schedule a bit. (We’re not sure, but we think the event has something to do with “sports”.) I will have an update on Monday, but for now we know this: Good Dog next Thursday will be at 6:15 p.m. and Bards next Thursday is cancelled. I am still waiting to hear from Black Sheep, but will post on the website as soon as I know.
You Make the Call
Sofa Kingdom missed a perfect score last night because of a question they missed in the speed round. You had 2 minutes to list ten US capital cities that are 6 letters or less. They listed St. Paul. I did not accept it, as Saint Paul is a 9 letter city. Should I have accepted St. Paul as a 6-letter city?
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My latest column is on Philadelphia legend Joey Eye, a Pennsylvania’s 7-time Cut Man of the Year. He’s the guy that literally stops the bleeding in a boxing match, ensuring that the boxer he works for can keep on fighting, even if blood is pouring down his face. One thing he said that didn’t make the column was what he tells boxers when they come back to the corner with a bad cut. “Gotta keep ’em calm, so I never tell ’em how bad the cut is. They could be bleeding like a stuck pig, and I’ll say, ‘Ahhhh, that’s nothin’. I’ve had worse cuts shaving.'” The photo above is not of him of course. If you wanna see what Joey Eye looks like, check out the boxing video I recently did. (he’s at the 1:03 mark).