Scoreboard, Brought to you by Broad Street Wednesday Night

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O’NEALS

  1. Douche Baggage 104
  2. Why’s the Rum Gone 80
  3. Altar Boys 75
  4. Three Men and a Little Lady 72
  5. Simon Le Boner 63

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 102
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
  3. Cornbread Mafia 70
  4. Alabama Hot Pocket 62
  5. Drunken Starfish 58

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Dodger Killers 97
  2. The Jams 91
  3. Phils Are 5-0 When We’re Here 72
  4. 1022 60
  5. JT 52

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 83
  2. So’s Your Face 73
  3. My Other Team’s Your Mom 64
  4. X 56
  5. Buy Us Another Round 50

GOOD DOG

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 115
  2. Phulphil the Phantasy 63
  3. Shomer Shabbas 62
  4. If Victorino Were a Beer…59
  5. John Bender’s Mobile Infantry 55

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 117
  2. Hurtin Bombs 102
  3. Western Omelette 94
  4. We Heart Aidan 83
  5. Is It Over yet? 83

Schedule Changes Next Week

There is apparently a large event going on next week, and since it will disturb local traffic patterns, we have decided that we’re gonna have to play with the quizzo schedule a bit. (We’re not sure, but we think the event has something to do with “sports”.) I will have an update on Monday, but for now we know this: Good Dog next Thursday will be at 6:15 p.m. and Bards next Thursday is cancelled. I am still waiting to hear from Black Sheep, but will post on the website as soon as I know.

Latest in the Metro

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My latest column is on Philadelphia legend Joey Eye, a Pennsylvania’s 7-time Cut Man of the Year. He’s the guy that literally stops the bleeding in a boxing match, ensuring that the boxer he works for can keep on fighting, even if blood is pouring down his face. One thing he said that didn’t make the column was what he tells boxers when they come back to the corner with a bad cut. “Gotta keep ’em calm, so I never tell ’em how bad the cut is. They could be bleeding like a stuck pig, and I’ll say, ‘Ahhhh, that’s nothin’. I’ve had worse cuts shaving.'” The photo above is not of him of course. If you wanna see what Joey Eye looks like, check out the boxing video I recently did. (he’s at the 1:03 mark).