Author: aetchells

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Snow in Philly

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O’NEALS

  1. Young, the Old, and the Restless 90
  2. Why’s the Rum Gone? 87
  3. Brains ‘R’ Us 86
  4. This is not a bus 80
  5. Whimsey McCloud 75

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 104
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
  3. She Got Ass Rot 70
  4. The Nudist Balloonists 58
  5. Photo Hunt All Stars 40

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 97
  2. Trust Us We Know 87
  3. The Seawards 77
  4. 1022 76
  5. Obama Palin 2012 68

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Gellin With Magellan 102
  2. Duane’s World 93
  3. James Joyce Dewitt 91
  4. The NumNums 86
  5. Third Circus 85

GOOD DOG

  1. Invicible Ignorance 95
  2. Where the Hell are my Friends 92
  3. Shomer Shabbas 84
  4. Give Them the Stick 78
  5. Jr. League Ladies Club, Obvi., Totes, Holla 72

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 106
  2. Zam’s Club 101
  3. Hurtin Bombs 99
  4. Western Omelette 95
  5. BBC, Yeah You Know Me 90

William Wins Alf Landon Contest

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Congratulations to William, who squeaked past Benny in the 1st annual Alf Landon Bad Writing contest. William won with the following sentence: Alf Landon had wooden legs, but his feet were real. Congratulations to William, who goes home with 2 tickets to the Academy of Natural Sciences and a $20 gift card to the Bards. Thanks to everyone who played. We’ll do it again soon with a new celebrity.

Quizzo Tonight

Good Dog at 8 p.m., Bards at 10:15 p.m. At Good Dog, it’s anybodies ballgame. At Bards, well, to paraphrase Ric Flair, “To Be the Team, You Gotta Beat the Team.”

In other news, got a couple of things on TotalPhilly you might be interested in. First of all, I blast the Inquirer for their latest ill-schemed plan. It’s really a crying shame. Speaking of a shame, how ’bout those Eagles, holding out on the $8 million they owe the city? Yes, you heard right, the Eagles refuse to pay $8 million, which is exactly how much money the city plans to save by scrapping libraries.