Nation of Quizlam Wins

The Nation of Quizlam was able to hold off the competition at Nick’s on Wednesday, then asked that their picture not be doctored, so as not to take away from their lovely faces. This same squad also complained about their photo with N.W.A. a couple of weeks ago. Anyone who has a message for this narcissistic group of also-rans and ne’er-do-wellers, please feel free to click on “comments” at the bottom of this article. In more exciting news, Santa made a brief appearance, keeping an eye on his ho-ho-hos. (Photo below)