Last Week’s Scoreboard, Brought to You by Me at El Batey Bar in San Juan

O’NEALS

1. Where Has John’s Rum Gone 106
2. We Got Nothing 95
3. Frank’s Still Fat 78
4. Where’s Johnny? 68
5. I am Johnny Goodtimes’ Idiot Brother 58

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
2. Sofa Kingdom 93
3. Learned Hand Job 81
4. Team Genius 63
5. Teabagging w/o Dick Armey 61

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. 1022 101
2. This is Not a Bus 92
3. Barstool Racers 88
4. When Harry Joined Whitey 88
5. Magnus von Magnusson 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 110
2. Baron Munchausen 108
3. Satan’s Minions 92
4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
5. Quiz on Your Face 82

BARDS

1. Heavy Petting Zoo 93
2. I’ll See You With My Nub 90
3. Ron Anderson 67
4. TNS 62
5. Phillies Shoulda Beat Nats 61