Word on the streets is that there will be pirates at Saturday nights quizzo at the Franklin Institute. While I know that this is worrisome to some people, as pirates are known to maim and kill innocent people for sport, JGT’s Security of the First World detail is doing everything they can to keep the event safe. “Are we concerned about the possibility of pirates?” asked Goodtimes at a recent news conference. “Absolutely. But I guarantee everyone attending that they will probably be safe. Maybe.” More on this frightening development as it develops.
